Poll #962806 YOU make the call
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All we need's a little more of . . .

I (that is to say YOU) am all about:

THREADS THAT WOULDN'T LEAVE

Dollporn: y/n

EDIT for notes that are basically stolen from Tomo's notes: like, yeah, I'm good to be jumped ANY TIME, ANYWHERE, IYAAAAAN. BUT I may not notice, so feel free to poke me in IRC (which I'm almost always on while playing) if I don't reply.

Character: Suiseiseki
Age: not precisely known
Series: Rozen Maiden

Canon: Rozen Maiden is the tale of a troubled boy's journey to mental health, and the cracked family of living dolls who help him along the way (while invading his house and mooching off his food). Suiseiseki is a member of that family, a Rozen Maiden--one of a series of dolls created by the legendary dollmaker Rozen in his attempts to give form to Alice, a "perfect girl" who exists in his imagination. After creating the Maidens, Rozen set in motion the Alice Game, a last-doll-standing battle between his "daughters," the winner of which will become Alice. Suiseiseki is opposed to the Game, cherishing her sisters' lives above the wishes of her father.

...Not that that gentle side is always readily apparent from her usual behavior. Suiseiseki's outward persona is temperamental, tantrum-prone, and mischievous. She tends to resort to lies and tricks to get her way, or just to get a rise out of her sisters, particularly the easily-duped Hina Ichigo. When things don't go her way, she's quick to whip out the crocodile tears to drum up sympathy or get herself out of trouble. And despite the fact that she comes to care a lot for Jun, the series' protagonist, she tends to hide behind a veil of insults and comical abuse, often referring to him as "short human."

Note that Suiseiseki has powers related to plants, including the ability to talk to them.

Post: Oh, the cruelty! The unbearable cruelty of it all--I retired to bed last night as normal, and when I awoke, where did I find myself? In this smelly, sticky, barbaric wilderness! Is this some sadistic prank on the part of the short human's? What have I done--what could I, Suiseiseki, possibly have done to deserve this? I suppose I may have played some small part in smashing the screen of the television earlier that evening, but it wasn't as though I started the toy-throwing, and even if I did, this sort of punishment far outweighs the (minor, completely accidental) crime! If this truly was his doing, he'll be getting a piece of my mind once I get home! He won't be rid of me so easily!

But first things first--I must find a way out of this wretched place! Perhaps one of these local trees will be able to point me in the right direction. Oh, good sir tree, please take pity on a poor, unfortunate, lost--wait, what was that?

...You'll only help me if I show you whether I'm anatomically correct or not?

WHY, THE NERVE OF--I AM NOT THAT KIND OF DOLL! Fine, then, if you're not going to be of any help, I'll just ask this tree over here--the one someone hung their delicates all over for some reason. He seems like a more courteous sort; he's not complaining at all about being used for such a purpose! So, then, oh generous tree, perhaps you'd be so kind as to demonstrate the way a polite--eh? Those delicates aren't someone else's? They're--you grow these? Surely you jest, sir tree, that's imp--what? ...No, I'm afraid I wouldn't be interested to know that you can grow them in doll sizes and I'm also afraid I really must be going!

Well, it would seem as though the local plants are not going to be of any use. So be it! Suiseiseki will make her own way out of this mess! ...By writing for assistance! There does seem to be some sort of human settlement here, and while its occupants may appear to be largely people of poor repute, I'm sure they'll be happy to help. Now, what sort of letter...aha! "To my Dearest Sisters and the Microscopic Human: As I write this, my mind cannot help but dwell on the exquisite feast with which I was presented upon my arrival. This place in which I have found myself is truly Paradise on Earth, and if you all have even the slightest grasp of what's good for you, you'll come join me as soon as possible! I shall provide detailed directions, so that none of you get lost, even stupid Ichigo. Love, Suiseiseki ♥"